Here are the Top Ten Reasons why mommy is bitter with Santa Claus:
10. Santa isn’t the only one who can make a glass of milk and a plate of cookies disappear overnight.
9. What? Santa can visit every child in the world in one night! Big deal~ if I had different time zones to play with imagine what work I could get done!
8. Making children laugh and jump for joy for one day is tough. Try doing it for 365. We won’t even mention Leap Year!
7. Ohhhhh poor Santy needs 8 tiny reindeer to pull his sleigh while this mamma drives the children around in blizzard like conditions with no 4 wheel drive.
6. Try lugging around a baby in that big round red belly of yours!
5. Ok so Santa’s boots are in fashion (for this year anyway.)
4. At least I would of multi-tasked and cleaned everyone’s chimneys while I went down them and brought presents.
3. Elves. I wish I had elves.
2. Uh, I had a list of people who should receive coal for Christmas last year…… what happened?
1. You look better in red velvet than I could ever pull off!
Just kidding Big Guy XOXOXO My kid’s are huge fans!
Have a Wonderful Holiday Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!